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Funny words of wisdom for moms to be
Funny words of wisdom for moms to be







funny words of wisdom for moms to be

“Twins by chance, friends by choice.” - Anonymous “Twins have so much energy, because they siphon it out of their parents.” - Anonymous They are more like a very small gang.” - Anonymous

funny words of wisdom for moms to be

A great neighbor will babysit twins.” - Anonymous “Who needs dumbbells? I’ve got twins?" - Anonymous “If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.” - Anonymous “I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job.” - Anonymous “Twice the love, half the sleep.” - Anonymous “A twin sister is like a good bra: supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up and always close to your heart.” - Anonymous it takes longer to get everyone in the car than to run the actual errand.” - Anonymous “The only things have shared so far are my uterus and their birthday." - Some Ecards “'You’re right! Having two kids a year apart is just like having twins.' Said no twin mom ever.” - Some Ecards “I’m 35 minutes older than my twin brother, so I always say, ‘When I was your age …’ And then proceed to tell him what I did 35 minutes ago.” - Anonymous Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your. You have all the wisdom and love you need to be an amazing Mom 100.) Wishing you a million magical moments ahead. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. 98.) Best wishes and all our love to the sweetest mom-to-be and baby 99.) Your baby is so lucky to have you as a Mother. That’s the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don’t even realize how much you were missing one. “True twins share womb chemistry and endure many fateful slings and arrows together.” - Gregory Benford, physicist Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your strength. “After raising twins, you get organized.” - Scott Ellis, film director You know you’re a mom of multiples when you see people with one baby having a hard time and think, ‘One baby? I laugh at your one baby!’” - Some Ecards “Are they twins?” “No, the hospital was having a buy one, get one special.” - Some Ecards I’m glad they’re identical ‘cause you save money on photographs.” - Ray Romano, actor “The special relationship with twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” - Sam Underwood, actor “We made a wish and two came true.” - Anonymous I read them picture books until they were reading on their own.” - Beverly Cleary, author “With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. “There are two things in life for which we are never prepared: twins.” - Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw), humorist “I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” - Jerry Smith, football player

funny words of wisdom for moms to be

"Are they twins?" "No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?'" - Some Ecards “It’s double the giggles, and double the grins and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.” - Anonymous









Funny words of wisdom for moms to be